No worries. Everybody knows that collectively you’re the worst writers and hacks in media right now.

You’re right. Vincent Gallo, who is decades younger than Ebert, is immortal and immune from cancer. That must be how things work.

I have total disdain for her outfits.

Agreed! Hopefully the staff at Pornhub will do the same for me if I have a stroke from too much you-know-what and go silent.

If he asked for 100 women and their cats he could have gotten them all from Jezebel.

Your guilt is showing. You’re projecting your own psychological issues with parenting all over the comments of this article. Your own kids probably don’t want to have anything to do with you so you look online for substitutes to abuse in their place. So pathetic. Piss off back to the lonely corner of the world you…

Once again, a black man discovers the Blues, but it’s white guys who make money off them.

I really feel this is bad GM’ing, too short-term thinking. If I were running the Lakers, I’d think of throwing a pick or two Golden State’s way for that Curry fellow. Seems like the type of player that could become a star if under the bright lights of Los Angeles.

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yeah; she’s acting like he quit HER. If it weren’t for reports that they hate each other, I’d swear they were fucking the way she’s gone on.

Yeah, sorry, this is bullshit. For all those people who are like, “Kelly is so brave! Kelly is such a trooper!” Sorry, THIS is Kelly. All about herself and frankly a little mean. If I were Strahan I’d be like, Yeah, I’m out. Fill my chair for the next two weeks, just like you did for her. He was contractually…

Get off his dick and we’ll ask him.

Jesus, Tom. Way to bash the guy on his birthday.

Let’s cut the guy some slack on his day off. It’s not easy being a St. Louis policeman.

Really? You’re going all Tea Party?

I for one can’t wait to take my 40 year old out of shape ass to the club tonight to try this. I can’t think of anything that can go wrong. This is gonna be my best night since I learned how to Dougie. Look out ladies, here I come.

The point is that a lot of the stories out of Gawker have been incredibly biased towards Bernie. Which, I suppose, is fine. You folks have your own political opinions and you’re certainly entitled to promote your candidate. Just be upfront about it. I mean look at this article. You’re essentially telling us that the…

What kind of normal human being even whips out the word “whores” to use, unless they have some bizarre sexist way that they view a very real problem in government? It’s not a common word. It shouldn’t leap to mind for anyone, except those who conflate sexuality with corruption on a very core level. It’s not even…

The album will be called Shiplap.

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