Dad bod or no, I met him in person once and he is so incredibly handsome it’s unbelievable. You know how movie stars are supposed to be a little disappointing in person? He was the opposite of that.

Probably just flasks...

Never Forget.

Tech bro thought he could gain an advantage by pretending to be a lady...

Btrax and Fenox sound like constipation drugs they run commercials for on grandad’s nightly news. “Side effects reported include itchy watery eyes, droopy balls and terminal bro-ness.”

The CEO of a Silicon Valley company wrote a blog from a home computer unaware it could be traced back to him? How the fuck does someone that stupid get put in as a CEO of anything outside of a Trump appointment?

I literally am ok with this. No men in any positions of authority for at least 25 years. Sorry bros, times up.

Dragging the body to the balcony to throw it overboard.... he definitely had this planned out. What a scuzzball.

“LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO”

What if you have a small penis?

What if you weren’t excusing a murderer?

Guys like this often take out the children, too. It’s a good thing that neighbor intervened.

He absolutely thinks she “made” him murder her.

According to the full story, they had only been aboard for 6 hours before he killed her. That makes me think he had every intention of killing her and dumping her body in the ocean. Why he would do it in front of their children or anyone else I can’t fathom, but it seems a little too convenient that mere hours after…

And I bet he blames her

And the wrong one is still alive.

“My life is over.”

I...

Wow. Horrifying.

Literally a Margaret Atwood quote come to life.