I think it’s super nasty to do this in interviews when at some point, her kids will read it. Or their friends, friend’s parents.

That vaguebooking she’s doing is the worst. They’re all healing. ... Not from the divorce but, .... from life.

I don’t care why they got divorced, people get divorced all the time. Her cryptic comments about healing are kind of shitty, though.

I have to say, I was puzzled about Brad Pitt’s wardrobe while married to Miss Creamy-White. Brad, was most likely, strongly encouraged to dress in creamy-white during the whole marriage. (Google it.) I found it quite obvious. I just didn’t know where it came from. Mystery solved.

Oh, you mean the time that she adopted a little Vietnamese boy so that her little Cambodian boy would have someone who looked like him in the family? I. Just. Can’t. With her nonsense.

Nice comeback.

I am now Team Brad.

Seriously?

That’s pretty fucked up, even for Jolie. We know she collects kids like every other celebrity but this is beyond gross.

Is it ever possible to write a celebrity interview that isn’t a full-on perv-fest? How is it such brazen sucking up makes it into the final copy, especially when Jolie was trying to promote very sensitive, emotional material about a brutal historic event?

Fuck that. I’ve been bothered by her since the shady adoption agency in Cambodia days.

This is unbelievable holy shit. That is so cruel. jesus.

Why do I suddenly feel the urge to have a shower?

You missed the best (worst) part, how she decided to cast the film. Such a great humanitarian:

There’s something about unlit candles as objets de décor that bugs me, creamy-white or not. Maybe it’s the denial of their purpose in the world. Yeah, sure, they look prettier before they get a blackened wick or god forbid, drips, but a dusty, unlit candle just makes me sad and annoyed. Candles are meant to provide…

Finally she emerges from the other side of the house and glides across the room in a creamy-white, floor-length caftan...

I’m very concerned about this “A number of doors to the house are open, as if posing some riddle from a fairy tale—which one to enter?” Is...is this supposed to be good writing?? This is something a high school student in an after school writing intensive program would write. I should know, I was one. Thankfully, I…

You don’t have someone who’s livelihood comes from applying it.

I want to know more about the caftan. I just love me a good caftan.

Because there is no real depth to this woman. She has good looks and that’s it; that’s the reason she rose to fame.