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Because now the top headline is not about Jeff Sessions or Trump’s Russia ties.

Except for the fact that she didn’t lie about her age.

“A man named Rodrigo Franco of Monterey Park, California, is potentially facing 20 years in federal prison. [...] Franco was arrested on Tuesday and charged with illegally importing merchandise.”

Local here. Harteau is absolutely a problem here. She has a history of being just fucking awful in so many ways. Just google her. Betsy isn’t much better. If you really want to rage stroke, look up Bob Kroll, the head of the police union. My hope is Nekima Levy Pounds, an amazing local activist, is elected mayor, but

Well, that’s one way to get fucking snakes on a fucking plane.

Reminds me of a woman who said to me early in the Trump candidacy, “He just says what we’re all thinking!” and I had to explain to her that no dear, just because I’m white like you doesn’t mean I’m secretly thinking racist thoughts all the time and only stifle them to be polite.

It’s Scaramucci, that fucking pinkie ring incarnate. I noticed it yesterday—for days the twitter feed has included words like, “stated” (instead of “said”), “beleaguered”, “repercussions,” “fabricated,” “protectionist”. Not only does he not use these words, he doesn’t know what most of them mean. Plus no misspellings

It’s so annoying when I’m just walking down the street and “become deceased.” It’s a real hassle.

She is a proud gun carrying racist, bigot, and Islamaphobe.

Out of all the outfits in that movie, the polo outfit is my favorite and I’d recreate that if I could. Polka dots!

“That’s what I see in Minnesota — too many people who are afraid of being called ‘racist,’ ‘bigots,’ ‘Islamophobe,’ ” Bachmann said. “I’m not afraid of it.”

She “became deceased?” Yeah, no. She was shot and killed by the cop.

It seems Mattis had nothing to do with this and Trump just railroaded it in.

How about “because of costs, Secret Service will no longer protect the man who colluded with Russia to steal the 2016 Presidential election”.

Draft-dodging, pro-war coward tells patriotic volunteers to go fuck themselves. Just when you thought America had already shit the bed 50 times . . .

Because of cost, POWs will no longer be looked for, no will we provide prosthetic limbs to the bums that lose them. Sad. #MAGA

@realDonaldTrump

I can’t get over the fact that policy is being dictated via fucking twitter. What a shitshow.

As awful and nonsensical as Trump’s message is here, there is no way he wrote those tweets. The syntax is far too measured, there are no ALLCAPS, no misspellings, or even a SAD! ending the message. Also the absurdly polite “Thank You”.

I fucking hate this man with every fiber of my being. He’s such a cowardly worm of a man, with no respect for anyone who doesn’t kiss his ass.

It seems A LOT longer than 6 months since we had maturity, caring, intellect, and dignity in the White House.