Okay, I’m lost. Why did you star my post then dismiss it? (Yes, I know this one will go too, but at least you’ll know I wondered) I’ve always thought you were a cool guy, I enjoy your posts over at Deadspin.

Pithy response to being told to fuck off for my mild opinion: if you can’t tell me why you have a problem with someone else’s behavior without acting like an asshole yourself, you’ve already lost the argument.

My son was a little goober when he was twelve. I know in my head that some kids are capable of cold-blooded murder but my heart hurts to imagine it. A twelve year old is still a little girl, isn’t it? I hadn’t even gotten my period yet when I was twelve.

I believe they can keep her for a determined sentence but she can’t be held past her 21st birthday. So she can be sentenced to two years or she can be ordered to be held until she’s 21.

I get the SwiftMemo a lot. There are a decent number of people here who are cool about her, whether they like her music or not. Some days I wonder why I bother saying anything but then I think, why should comments sit there without being called out for being so ridiculous?

Maybe the tip of an alligator or crocodile tail? If you go to the Instagram page, it’s a gif. It unwinds a little and there’s (I think?) a little clicking growling sound.

She posted one ambiguous picture that might tease new music (which all artists do) on a completely cleaned social media slate and from that, you deduced that she’s going to play the victim in some perceived continued narrative?

Tiffany and the other retailers nearby must be screaming.

You literally couldn’t pay me to take an elbow to the ribs for Trump, let alone a bullet. I have no trouble believing they have staffing problems that go beyond payroll.

Sure, you could die in the line of duty but at least Eric could resurrect you.

I thought the same thing about him awarding Medals of Honor. He gave them out to the first responders at the Steve Scalise shooting. I don’t know if this is an unpopular opinion or not but while what they did was incredible and brave, it felt like Dump handed them out just so he could stand there in his Mussolini pose…

I don’t know how much it’s changed but Gerber pureed chicken used to make me barf. My kid almost never ate it because I couldn’t stand the smell.

I fed my kid Gerber Stages, which was pretty fancy when he was a baby. They’d just started making them and they were the height of nutrition and luxury to a 23 yr. old first-time mom.

#nojudgment Who can argue with Nutella?

Well, I laughed at the idea of sheetcaking because it’s exactly what I’ve been doing, no lie (except with Pepperidge Farm). I didn’t think it was all bad.

Thine Kinja is righteous.

Pfft. I live alone. I don’t do laundry until I run out of every last piece of clean seasonally-appropriate clothing and once in a while, completely inappropriate clothing. We don’t want to discuss how often my bras end up in the wash.

I’m not crying about that puppy video, it’s super dusty in here. I have allergies!

Her jaw and lack of fat/skin underneath it will never not freak me out.

For as far along as she is, that’s an awfully nice ultrasound. At that stage (about 3 months-ish) in my pregnancy, my kid was still mostly a blobby with a head-shaped thing attached.