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Your Cruise Director Julie
yourcruisedirectorjulie

At the risk of the wrath of JLo -I look younger in blurry photos too.

Congratulations on your book, Rachel! What will we do without you?

If you KNOW you have an STI, and you don’t disclose that to your partners, then FUCK YOU. I’d sue, too. Doesn’t matter how serious the disease is or how treatable.

I never understood why he took the job. Can’t these rich fuckers just go somewhere and enjoy being rich? God wealth is wasted on the rich.

It still boggles my mind that we’re only six months into this administration. It feels like years. Then again, it’s not surprising that this administration is a shitshow given that Trump is insane and is running it like he ran his business (which went bankrupt multiple times)

Well I mean, he hasn’t denied it.

The best people.

Every time I’d see this picture, I’d have trouble trying to pinpoint who I was reminded of...

Many people are saying this.

I could see Jared and Ivanka wearing the same dress size.

And it looks like he plucked out all of his eyelashes.  

I mean, every photo of him makes him look like a guy who has never done any manual labor in his life, but....the one on this picture seriously makes me wonder if he’s even ever cut his own food, or done anything as strenuous as tying his own shoes.

Caught that too, huh? His testimony basically threw everyone under the bus. That’s how all this came up in the first place. He updated his security clearance form before anyone other Trump admins did, which is what made a lot of people look extra hard at that Jr/Manafort/Kusher meeting with the Russians.

Jesus, that voice! He’s like eunuch. He’s killing my hate-fuck fantasies. The treason isn’t helping either.

I notice that he didn’t say Trump’s businesses don’t rely on Russian money.

“I have not relied on Russian funds for my businesses...”

After reading that line I couldn’t take the rest of the article seriously. Does the author even watch the show?

“ the Sand Snakes have consistently been some of the most interesting and compelling characters on the show,”

a “banana sandwich with tabasco sauce,” 

May he Rest In Peace; may they just go away.