Also: there is no amount of hair and makeup that is going to make Sarah Huckabee Sanders good at her job. She doesn’t need to look pretty to do a job that is basically just lying. That she only got because... Republican nepotism.

Every time I read Scaramucci’s name I silently sing to myself “will you do the Fandango? Thunderbolt and lightning very, very frightening me.”

Okay, then, let’s do this. No more political correctness. Let’s honor the man as he truly deserves to be honored, as a fully equal human being subject to the very same rules as everybody else.

“Look. I like you. But you’re, like, a 4 out of 10. That’s not good enough to beat spicey’s ratings. Definitely not. So you need to get up to at least a 6 out of 10. Hit the gym, cut back on the McDees, tan every once and a while...you know. Actually care about your body and appearance. Unlike now. Where you obviously…

The one time you can do this is when you’re the Director of Communications, moulding your front-facing staff.

Oh man, you just know he told her to lose weight (behind close doors) or else...

It is so infuriating when a man tells you what you should wear and not to wear, how you should do your hair or why you should wear makeup or why you should smile more, there is no week where a man offers me free unsolicited styling recommendations.

Maybe the Hair and Makeup person could also do something about all the brown on Scaramucci’s nose.

I always confuse who’s John Heard, William Hurt, and John Hurt.

You can argue he doesn’t have enough royal duties (he has between 1/2 and 1/3 the other “major” royals, rather than “half”) but I don’t get how you can say be blew off a part time job by working part time hours?

Yes, and also a lot like Louis Anderson.

I’m more shocked that he was 72 than the fact that he’s dead. I was in love with him right along with CC Bloom and Hillary Whitney.

I remember being a kid and thinking 72 was so, so old. Team. 72 is not old. At least, it’s not old anymore.

I can identify Jeremy Meeks by name now. Not Hot Felon Jeremy Meeks. I see the words Jeremy Meeks and I know who is being referenced.

Scarves, chunky rings, scarves, bead necklaces, chunky rings, scarves, eyeliner.

“This isn’t really gossip, but for some reason People is featuring an Instagram post Ina Garten did about how to make guacamole that stays fresh longer. (You squeeze a lemon on it.)“

I hope I don’t offend anyone with one of my favorite doggy gifs, but this is what I imagine when I think of Johnny on a shopping spree

You forgot the gif to go with your comment. Here, I’ll help.

Everyone knows about the lime juice in guacamole. Please!

I hope he soiled himself.