yourcruisedirectorjulie
Your Cruise Director Julie
yourcruisedirectorjulie

I recently realized that the Rio Olympics happened less than a year ago and it totally threw me for a loop. I would have guessed 2-3 years ago.

I’m also ready for a new album.

In your opinion maybe! It looked extremely fun to me. Also this whole “non-POC” thing is grating...would this have been better if she had a token black friend there? I’m aware of the trap I’m stepping into here but I’m white and I have very few POC friends, and those that I do live far away, simply because I live in a

Taylor occasionally takes breaks from the public eye to avoid being overexposed. She overstayed her welcome after 1989, so she’s back in the batcave living her best life. The Kanye Tapes confirmed that she knows EXACTLY what she’s doing because she mention being “thisclose to being over-exposed right now” and after

Uh oh! Dueling publicists!

There’s nothing Americans hate more than successful women looking happy.

Heaven forbid you should post on social media when having fun with your friends!

Yeah, heaven forfend that fun is had PUBLICLY and UNIRONICALLY and also that your boyfriend wears a dorky shirt for fear that the Internet commentariat comes for you.

I wouldn’t be surprised. And I guess it doesn’t bother me all that much. As far as I can tell her music is mostly harmless pablum. In 10 years people will be telling her she’s too old, too fat, too whatever. In terms of “monetizing the fun one is having in her 20s,” I’ll take TS over Paris Hilton and friends getting

Completely agree. I think it’s quite sad that essentially we’re celebrating women having to duck back under the parapet, because God forbid she enjoy her celebrity/youth.

Taylor in general seems to be keeping it low-key. I’m almost wondering if she’s just going to surprise-drop the new album, see what the reaction is. She’s already got tons of money, so it’s not like her livelihood is riding on it.

That inflatable slide looks dope.

It looks like my Dad AirBnB’d T. Swift’s place with his buddies for the Holiday weekend

“She’s being more careful this year. She’s learning.”

Well, that certainly sounds like a disproportionately bitter response. Bad day? Need to vent?

I am not surprised that a rapist would steal.

It would be a lot of releases and some of those would include people that Deen could lean on to get them not to sign.

Wait, they can’t just sign another release?

I’m not surprised by this at all he seems like a scumbag and I hate that he’s got the same name as a very good actor.