Every man wants a successful intelligent woman until they realize the reason we are successful is because we won’t put up with bullshit.

HThe irony is that there are plenty of women who would be into a dude with money regardless of what he looks like. McClure is either too lazy to find them or he gets off on foisting himself on unsuspecting women. (My guess is the latter.)

What, a Silicon Valley wunderkind really a creepy white guy?

I don’t know whether to be thrilled that he is taking responsibility or facing the consequences of being a criminal (not just a creep) - or to wonder what even more horrible, repugnant piece of information has yet to emerge for which they are trying to preemptively control damage.

If any of this is news to you, you should watch Lemonade again. It’s all there, and that’s what makes it such a masterpiece: it’s documentation of Beyoncé’s process of coming to terms with and taking ownership of her life, including her history and circumstances. The parallels between her own marriage and her parents’…

I feel bad for Beyonce too. Jay Z openly treats her like shit for over a decade and then tries to make up for it via an album. (Hint: much like my ex, if you really thought your significant other was the best thing to ever happen to you, you wouldn’t do anything to risk losing her. No, you knew what you had and were a…

How about both Jay-Z and Kanye die in a Tidal accident and Beyonce raises the kids alone without having to deal with these two jackasses trying to claim her.

Kanye clearly wants Beyonce and has wanted her all this time. All she has to do is say the word, and he’ll drop whomever he’s with.

Looks like Trump’s twitter under that tweet is being desperately filled up by supporters and bots with the God Bless U Mr Trump!!1!!! spam.... I’d say a nice holiday activity would be to flood his twitter with reminders how he doesn’t care about the millions of American kids he’s kicking off healthcare.

Dude

What the fuck?

Hi, this is Toffee. I don’t have a Kotaku account but my parents usually don’t ask for anything in return, however, I felt it was due time they be rewarded for always supporting me.

Ha ha, she looks like she was on her way to church and then stopped by to casually win a Street Fighter tournament.

I’m one of the assistant T.O.s for the Ottawa scene (Mehtagame is the main dude) and was commentating this set with Rich.

Starred not for quality, but because this sort of unhinged, obliviously self-gratifying rant really doesn’t leave the grays very often these days.

Pacquiao was robbed, but fortunately for Horn, robbing is one of the few crimes that Pacquiao hasn’t recommended hanging someone.

It’s fair. One judge had it McGregor 115, Pacquiao 113.

This fucking dipshit is an approved commenter, and I’m not.

Dad?