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Agree with all of this. Adele gets praised like she’s this generation’s Whitney Houston or something when she’s screwed up twice at the Grammy’s and has a very limited range. She’s great in comparison to Taylor Swift and the other pop tartlets but that’s not saying much. I feel the same way about Sam Smith who is the

Just gotta throw this in: Edwina is a student, not a teacher. She and Miss Harriet (the teacher and Miss Martha’s sister) are collapsed into Dunst’s character.

Yes to vocal training: along the lines of which I was listening to the motion-picture soundtrack from “Evita” the other day and thinking (with apologies to the purists who still feel stung that Meryl Streep— and, yeah, she’s all kinds of incredible in all kinds of ways— didn’t get the part) that Madonna deserves kudos

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Maybe, just maybe, Adele should learn how to properly sing if they wants to save the few remaining shreds of her vocal cords. And bring some variation to that voice as well, talk about the most boring Bond theme of all time, oof. Bring me some of that classic Bond music.

I think nepotism is a problem.

Someone should remind that basic bitch that opioid addiction is also mostly criminal.

It’s like she didn’t even try to hide the fact their stance is ‘DARK SKINS BRING IT ON THEMSELVES (CUZ THEY DONT HAVE WHIT SOUTHERN MORALZ...DID YOU UNDERSTAND? SHOULD I SEZ IT DIFFERENT??)‘

I wish nothing but bad things on her.

I’m hoping that the people who dropped an album in the 21st century/digital age without anyone knowing are once again fucking with the media...

The Kardashians and Carters are swiftly running out of monosyllabic, ostentatious words to name their kids. Don’t forget about Reign (Kourtney’s youngest) and Dream (Rob and Chyna’s baby).

It’s not being buried, but it’s not the smoking gun, yet, either.

Kobach has already responded to Kobach, saying that KS will not be sending the SS #s, at minimum. Kobach is really going to have some harsh words for himself next week.

I guess we’re invading Chicago ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Every reputable outlet for political coverage talked about it. The Slot covered it yesterday.

The Mississippi SOS literally to Kobach to “go jump in the Gulf of Mexico.”

That tweet about Chicago is fucking ominous. Wonder what this federal “help” will look like...

Trump is terrified of Chicago and women. I say we send him there for a “rally” and fill the auditorium with only women. Throw in Rosie O’Donnell and Cher just for good measure.

It doesn’t beat Saint.

Sir? Now that’s setting up the kid to be a pretentious asshole.

I have a coworker that vehemently maintains that, when it comes to celebrity gossip, if it’s not on People it didn’t happen. So I’ll wait until they confirm or it pops up on Bey’s Insta.