That’s an excellent reminder. It’s time to start stress-eating Pepperidge Farm cake again.

Thank you. I wondered what I was missing and was about to blame it on the chocolate I’ve been shoving in my face tonight. I should have known it was JezFauxsteria.

Hey now, he also waves his hands around at his rallies that keeps doing.

He’s had a lot of plastic surgery and I’m betting some of it’s been liposuction. You can tell by the tone of the skin under his arms and around his breasts that he should be showing more age than he already is in other areas.

Joe Scarborough said that at one point, Kushner was calling him to give him information that he wanted to get out “anonymously.”

I think I could rig something that would work for my pitiful mini floppies with a pair of fuzzy ankle socks and a piece of elastic.

I’ve missed you so much.

I thought bras after showers were a thing too. For people saying their boobs are too sweaty, I thought that’s what powder was for. Maybe I have magical boobs that stay extra dry courtesy of powder though.

That’s kind of weird. I graduated in 1985 and my year of required History classes delved all the way back into the Civil War. I have a crystal clear memory because the first semester was the only D I’d ever gotten. :(

I thought he was going to get into a fistfight with Jim Acosta over the poem. I was afraid he’d bite him and poor Jim would end up as one of the walking dead.

I’m understanding less and less on Jez lately.

I want the guy next door that keeps trying to convince me to play pickle ball.

She also needs a bra that fits correctly and doesn’t hang out of that dress. Tacky, tacky.

Since I only knew who a few of these people were and had no idea what the hell the context of all this alphabet soup was, you win for worst headline of the month.

What about a SodaStream?

That’s been the story with all of her relationships though. She’s madly, obsessively in love until one day, it’s over. I don’t know if she’s going to learn any lessons this time either.

Just wait for tonight when tomorrow’s editions of WaPo and the NY Times hit the news shows. I’m sure we’ll find out exactly what shitstorm he’s running from today.

I can’t go more than a handful of hours without having some degree of an anxiety problem because of him. Sometimes it gets so bad that I shake and I’m back on anti-anxiety meds. I have no idea how I’ll make it through three and a half more years.

Random, but my cat has that exact ball track and she does that exact thing with it sometimes. It’s been her favorite, favorite toy for three years. :)