I generally think he’s adorable but that picture is kind of scary. His mouth looks huge

Remember when there were all these people inexplicably saying they liked Kellyanne Conway when she first started working for Trump? This weekend I heard all kinds of people on different shows saying they knew and liked “Mooch” (and that is his nickname). He’s been around a long time.

You just know he’s got ugly balls too. No man with a nose like that has nice balls.

Shart happens.

I think they’re just big Hilary Duff-level caps.

Made in America Week is the gift that keeps on giving. Donnie in a fire truck, with a big wrench, a big cowboy hat, playing batter up and now this.

It’s a new device to measure the strength of medical vials (seriously).

This is what happens when Judge Brown leaves. Shade gets thrown all over the place.

God, I remember The Blackface Incident. We are old.

I have this. With my cat.

Yeah, my brother has one. He takes simple meds and he’s also kind of a pudge. The whole Carter family has substance abuse problems so Aaron shouldn’t be ashamed of it.

He takes Oxycodone to help with the pain from his Meth mouth.

What if my hair looks like this because my hair just looks like this? :( I have shoulder length hair that naturally rolls under half the time whether it’s layered or all one length or anything.

Shoulder-length, side-part bob. It’s always a long bob.

.....never mind.

God, yes. I live in a very small town and before I even graduated from high school, three people were killed in car accidents, one was shot to death and one committed suicide. I’m only 49 and at least every few months someone I knew or was friends with dies.

Poor Old Edgar Derby and I are hoping it was Cascade Mountain since we’ve both embarrassed ourselves there too.

I was trying to figure out if it was Cascade Mountain too! I bruised my ass more than once at Cascade Mountain (even on the bunny hill, which was so embarrassing).

I was burned by proxy several times. Damn, I forgot about that. :(

Aw, that was mine in reverse. I was secretly dating someone older than me (freshman-senior, but I was only 15 and he was 19 and my parents would have freaked) and this shy, nerdy guy in my own grade worked up the courage to ask me out. I felt like shit having to tell him no, especially since he was really sweet and I…