Registering here in Wisconsin on voting day is pretty easy and quick if you have a photo ID. Our shitty governor is giving them all the publicly available information and I can’t lie, I’m thinking about unregistering.

I love shocking my 69 yr. old dad with stuff like this. He laughed/was grossed out for months by Dirty Sanchez.

#memories #fuckedcompany

I’m always turned on by Macron. :)

I like to imagine Macron is telling him that now that their business is over, he can fuck right off about his comments to Brigitte and that the only way he’ll be allowed back in the country is if he sucks French ass. When Brigitte grabs on, she’s telling him what a repulsive orange pig he is before giving her…

I hope she marries someone completely unexpected outside of the business who’ll let her do movies if she wants, unlike Ben, who basically made her stay home all the time while he worked whenever he wanted.

When I was in my early 20s, I was about 110 lbs. (5'6") and everyone always said, “it’s awesome that you’re so naturally thin!” No, I worked at the mall and all I was eating each day was one cookie from The Cookie Factory and one plain bagel from Swiss Colony. I was hungry and miserable all the time and I still…

I loved those skits!

I know, that poor girl. I saw the other day that she’s launching a jewelry line. She should just keep her head down, maybe change her name to Tiffany Maples.

If I recall correctly, all scalpels used for anything come from newly opened packages that are set out by the nurses right before surgery. I’ve had a few procedures that I either was awake for or was awake when they were prepping and they always took the scalpels from sealed packages. Other stuff like clamps, etc.,…

It must be exhausting to put all that crap on every day. I wonder if she ever has a schlep day when she doesn’t put anything at all on her face since I’m sure she’s never really alone with just family anymore (assistants, etc.).

She’s rocking her quirky dramatic self lately. She seems to be coming out of mourning sort of different? Not the word I’m exactly searching for, I don’t mean it in a negative way. She seems like she’s stronger, she’s saying, “yeah, I’m going to dress this way, be in your face if I want.” Of course it could be that…

I’ve only caught a couple episodes of the show but if there are any drugs in her system, they’re more likely to be from second-hand pot smoke or accidentally taking an extra oxycodone. That woman is a slow space cadet.

You just know journalists all over Washington and New York are hitting the bars and chocolate stashes hard right now.

Cheesehead! I’m up for a weird hug, we forgave you for Favre last year. ;)

I didn’t even get Mexican, I ate a hot dish.

I don’t care, I want to kiss them. I don’t know if I can make it all the way through Teen Week without gems like this.

I haven’t wanted to look too closely, but I can tell the difference between muscles and breasts. Junior is sporting a full C cup.

The whole tweet stream from Yates Sexton is hilarious/tragic.

Tiffany lucked out, never having had any expectation that Daddy would remember her existence or love her that much.