I’d just be happy at this point if Kushner’s security clearance was revoked. Lowered expectations.

They’re kind of cute together as long as Chip’s not eating bugs. Randomly, I love Joanna’s hair so much.

I just commented somewhere else that I wore a strapless red satin dress with white gloves. It was very Dynasty (it was 1985). Fortunately back then I didn’t have any boobs at all because the top of the dress was basically a tube.

Fellow 80s prom girl here (1985). I wore a strapless dark red satin dress with white gloves. Because red satin alone wasn’t Dynasty enough.

Nickelback. The correct answer in this situation is always Nickelback.

This is what you get when you don’t have a professional taking pictures of your squad! ;)

Seriously, read this bit from Page Six, plus the stuff in the slideshow at the bottom. There are 19 slides of Instagram screenshots but they’re absolutely worth seeing, if only for confirming what dregs (Rob, the guys who were with Chyna and I’m reserving opinion on Chyna herself) these people are.

I’ll be petty with you. It’s always bugged the crap out of me that we have a president who’s barely literate and has punctuation Tourette Syndrome.

I especially appreciate the FiF competitors who show up in period gear. That one guy who was on twice who had hair down to the middle of his back and wore a leather skirt was the shit.

My cat (my profile pic) is a rescue kitty. I don’t know what her history was but she wouldn’t come near me for a good six months. I had her for a year before she would let me pet her while I was standing and she was two when I finally got her to sit on my lap for a few minutes. She’s three now and I can finally brush…

Was that the dickhead that kept posting the accident diagram over and over? I wonder if he’s going to show up here to argue that she’s still guilty for some obscure reason.

Well they did move all of the light switches, so....

I don’t know what it says about me that I had this gif (and knew exactly where it was).

Jesus, it’ll be like an echo chamber: Iggy Iggy Azalea Azalea.

I just looked her up - Taylor Swift’s current personal assistant looks a bit like Lorde, so obviously she’s white.

I’m sure he’s counting on being able to intimidate them so they won’t sign another release.

Rod Blagojevich had an approval rating of 7% (or 3%, depending on the poll) in 2008.

It could be the angle, makeup or Photoshop, but if not, she’s going down her mom’s path and getting more plastic surgery done. The shape of her face has changed again.

“As per”? Yeah, there’s no way Lord Dumb McTwatsalot wrote that.

Rachel seems to be on it too.