Did you hear what Sarah Huckabee Sanders said about it? Warning: it’s rage-inducing.

You know he has skid marks because he can’t reach around very well. He probably smells like ass sweat.

I’m not even remotely surprised our bootlicker governor is releasing the information (Wisconsin) but at least he’s withholding the stuff that isn’t publicly available like our driver’s license numbers.

I don’t know if individually they’re the weirdest but Jamie Oliver’s kids win as a group:

We didn’t have that much property to haggle over and he wasn’t fighting at all about the alimony/c. support. His lawyer dicked around and challenged every word and item on the paperwork. I was dragged into meeting after meeting to look at their smug faces to talk about stuff that didn’t matter. As for the annulment,…

I had a very simple divorce (no fights over property, child support, alimony or custody). My soon-to-be ex and I worked it all out ourselves before we even got lawyers. It ended up taking a year and becoming a contentious nightmare because his lawyer was a complete asshole who dragged everything out and convinced my…

HA! I’m 49 and I just ate a bowl of Reese’s Puffs cereal for lunch (and have a bag of shrimp chips waiting for dinner). At least I put down the cake?

I tried to watch her show a few times but she seemed to have some sort of fetish for Alan Dershowitz and the two of them were just gross. MSNBC gave her the chintziest set too; she has to have had the smallest desk in the building, the guests were crammed right on top of each other.

I don’t think his face would have been fat enough with tiny features.

I don’t know if it’s bad to admit it (?) but I watch Morning Joe. Mika’s never taken more than a few days in a row off and she looks the same as she always has. There are going to be some pissed off people on their regular panel tomorrow. Again, embarrassed to know this, but her nickname on the set is Mom.

I’m sure he’s lurking in HUD somewhere. Trump doesn’t have time to be a slumlord to minority tenants all by himself anymore.

He probably overheard someone in the White House watching a Harry Potter marathon and after of a bucket of extra crispy, had one of his usual crazy fucking fever dreams where he, Ivanka and Spicy are searching for horcruxes.

If he doesn’t make it through confirmation, expect the next nominee to be Trump’s personal bodyguard.

Andy Card was on Lyin’ Brian William’s show last night not too long after the statement was released and in the context of how untrustworthy Trump is he said, paraphrasing, if this kind of thing comes out without having passed through all military, diplomatic and legal hands in the White House, it’s terrifying.

She also has a hard time talking around those giant teeth.

36 is middle-aged now? When the hell did that happen? Oh my god, I need Ben Gay.

The camera emoji before Debra’s name means she took the picture. I’m not sure if this is the latest case of Jez author tone confusion or if Bobby was stirring the pot for some reason (there have been some anti-Messing posts - why, who knows).

I’ve been using exclusively Ayr products in and up my nose for years. My NET Dr. recommended the gel because I was getting so many nosebleeds in the winter then said I should use their nasal sprays with the gel for my allergies. Seriously, I love their products more than any other stuff I’ve tried and my ENT swears by…

As someone else noted the other day, it’s nice to see the return of Gawker at Night.

After years of trying other stuff, my neurologist and I settled on a Gabapentin-Topamax cocktail. My hair has thinned a lot but I also put some blame on my borderline hypothyroidism and becoming an old.