yourcruisedirectorjulie
Your Cruise Director Julie
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Hump, death? Hump, death?

Is the middle finger directed at me? Because a) I was being sarcastic and b) if it is, it’s kind of rude to flip me off for a rather innocuous sentence.

I assumed most people got that my capitalization of those words was a clear sign that I was being sarcastic.

She also timed it suspiciously close to the births of the Holy Twins.

I take Xanax and I’m offended! (not)

Bieber would be looking in a mirror admiring his baby muscles the whole time. With Hanson there’s the possibility of a tag team and guaranteed o’s. Hanson 4eva.

Are you the one who cross stitches? I know this is long but I just saw it at WaPo, died, and immediately thought it needed to be stitched on something:

According to E, they have been birthed. :) 🎂🎈

I’d love to help if I can but don’t know if I’m pen pal material because I’m almost exactly where you are, but slightly better off finally. I fired my prescribing psychiatrist a couple of weeks ago after an incident where I was suicidal and cutting. Anyway, if I don’t find someone by August, I’ll be out of meds. The

How old are you? I’m 49 and about 6-7 years ago I developed a light brownish very slightly irregular spot that gradually darkened. It looked like a splotchy mole. I finally went in to my dermatologist and she looked at it for about ten seconds then said, eh, you’ll get a lot of those when you get older. If you get one

I think this is something I have to be “woke” to fully understand and since I’m still not entirely sure what that even means, this is obviously one of those new made up youngster words.

The dress is pretty too. I love the neckline.

I’m only 49 and I’ve lost nearly an inch and a half. I’ve been having a lot of back and hip pain lately so who knows what’s going on in there.

You look like the piss boy!

Either that or she’ll be the family’s Princess Stephanie of Monaco and have a baby or two out of wedlock with vulgar commoners. George will put up with her antics until she ends up in rehab, upon which time he threatens to cut her off. She turns a new leaf and becomes her generation’s Princess Diana and overthrows

I don’t know that he really did. Lauren missed a whole lot of nuance in this one. Sometimes tone and background matter.

I’m sorry. :) I’m determined to wring every last benefit out of my Prime membership so I created some giant playlists as soon as they announced they were offering free streaming for most labels. There are some cool pre-made lists but I like my own better. Eighties music FTW!

I have Amazon Prime where she’s always had her catalogue. I may have been playing Bad Blood through Alexa a bit more, just because.