He’s like a fussy male Mia Farrow China doll. He looks like he presses his boxer shorts and washes his socks on delicate.

Thank you so much for that. I understand why our own political navel-gazing sucks up so much time during the cable news shows but it’s still disappointing that I haven’t seen one update about the Grenfell fire since the morning after it happened. I can find bits when I search the papers but nothing that gives any…

This is the only correct take.

The most stressful job I ever had was working as a general receptionist/billing/payroll person for a small family business. The owner’s wife would come in every night after closing and go through my desk and all my work from the day. If she didn’t like the way I did something, she’d leave it on my desk with a Post-It…

Television shows normally don’t use product placement though. You never see characters eating Taco Bell or drinking out of a Coke can. If they’re drinking something out of a can, it’s got a generic label and food boxes are basic too. If there are real names used, at the end credits, the company is listed as a sponsor.

I would love that. It would be awesome if Instagram did something like what Twitter does when you accumulate a lot of complaints - they put you in timeout.

I got one in 1978 and I thought I was the shit. It was a little black and white that my grandparents gave me for my birthday.

I have never been so pleased. ;) I’m a Grobanite who secretly likes Teenage Dream and hated the idea of having to scrub it from my brain. I think I was skimming and saw her talking about him being the “one who got away” and saw a mention of the song and muddled them up. When Bobby gets going on Katy I mentally go,…

Watch out, Rich. Bobby is a KatyKat and will probably cut you for this.

As Bobby wrote yesterday (or the day before maybe, he’s been writing about her a lot), Katy revealed that Teenage Dream is about Josh Groban.

Seriously? He told one girl that if she wanted to prove she was his number one fan, she needed to bend over and show him her butthole. She repeatedly told him she didn’t want to and he pressured her over and over, telling her she needed to do it to prove she was his number one fan (and if she was lucky she could suck…

I came for the shark gif and am leaving fully satisfied. Thank you, kind sir.

This one’s yours? It’s awesome, I snagged it at Wonkette. :)

Yeah, normally when these stories pop up I’m completely Team Taylor, Katy is ridiculous. When this one popped up? Bobby, give it a fucking rest. It’s kind of you stirring the shit pot at this point. So what if Taylor released her catalogue the same day Katy released her album? Is that the hill we think she’s dying on?

I’m pretty sure there’s still one or two he doesn’t care about.

Nicole Wallace killed me earlier today when she said someone who kills baby elephants has no business lecturing anyone.

We need one day a week of Rachel + Joy together on MSNBC.

I had two TIAs when I was pregnant and I was so confused I couldn’t even speak. They only lasted for five minutes or so at their worst levels but I was fuzzy for a day or two.

That’s exactly what I thought when I saw him questioning Coates and Rogers yesterday. He sounded confused and was muttering. He’s usually so sharp, I was actually worried.

Yo, Katy: shut up.