*ding ding ding* Winner. This one time it’s all about the charity story or else they’d have sent out one of the slightly less repulsive Trump spawn.

Two words: Fox News. Well, Breitbart News too. They’ve all crossed there at some point.

Admit it, you were russian to get that one out before any of these other turkeys.

Here an oligarch, there an oligarch, everywhere an oligarch. I’m developing some great Russian pronunciation skills.

No!!? Seriously, you end up back in the grays for a comment one of the Jez writers doesn’t like (they’re the gods that lift you out to begin with, right?)?

I was molested. I’m okay with him killing himself.

As someone who was molested by a family member, I can tell you it never goes away. It’s been 40+ years and there are still times I have to take PTSD meds at night to sleep because I have nightmares about it.

It was Maher who did the “dressing up for Halloween” schtick and Sasse went along with the joke to try to explain his book, which is apparently about how people these days get older without going through certain experiences that make them adults.

Maher was trying really hard to make Sasse look like a right-wing asshole and it wasn’t working. I don’t agree with most of his views but Sasse seemed like a decent, funny guy and Maher was being his usual dickwhistle.

At best, Kendall seemed squad-adjacent. It would be difficult to be friends with someone who has a lunatic brother-in-law who’s been obsessed with you for years.

I’m probably not going to waste a lot of my time either since Scott Walker has been bleating about asking for preexisting condition waivers if the thuggish health care plan is passed and he’s pleased as punch about slashing SNAP, Medicaid and anything else that makes life easier if you’re extremely poor. I doubt he…

When I have sinus issues, sometimes I smell garbage-y things and when I get headaches I smell watermelon. The brain is a strange thing.

Griffin is extremely politically engaged. She does a lot of things with the LBGTQ community, the USO, women’s issues and I’ve seen her appear on political discussion shows and she’s been more articulate than some of the “experts.” She doesn’t get enough credit for how much she does.

Italy, France and Germany tweeted that there will be no negotiation. As un-American as it sounds, I’m glad they’re telling him to fuck off.

I’ve been super depressed a lot lately and one of the things that saves me is marathons of the show on Netflix. Everyone is so lovely and kind to each other. I think I have a Pavlovian response to the word “sponge” now; it makes me drool a little. ;)

You nailed me, you win.

Hmm. She slept with him, knowing he was married and had a child. Then after sneaking a kid on him -oops, forgot to take the pill! - she also slept with several of his friends and coworkers and potentially gave him a venereal disease (sharing time stopped with that one).

Well, he’s not really a boytoy but Scott Disick is apparently available to rent.

If Michael J. Fox and Tracy Pollan break up, I’m sewing my vagina shut and joining a convent.

Hey now, she stuck her boobs out and tossed her hair, sometimes even in front of the judges too, so twice.