It must be exhausting to put all that crap on every day. I wonder if she ever has a schlep day when she doesn’t put anything at all on her face since I’m sure she’s never really alone with just family anymore (assistants, etc.).

She’s rocking her quirky dramatic self lately. She seems to be coming out of mourning sort of different? Not the word I’m exactly searching for, I don’t mean it in a negative way. She seems like she’s stronger, she’s saying, “yeah, I’m going to dress this way, be in your face if I want.” Of course it could be that…

I’ve only caught a couple episodes of the show but if there are any drugs in her system, they’re more likely to be from second-hand pot smoke or accidentally taking an extra oxycodone. That woman is a slow space cadet.

You just know journalists all over Washington and New York are hitting the bars and chocolate stashes hard right now.

Cheesehead! I’m up for a weird hug, we forgave you for Favre last year. ;)

I didn’t even get Mexican, I ate a hot dish.

I don’t care, I want to kiss them. I don’t know if I can make it all the way through Teen Week without gems like this.

I haven’t wanted to look too closely, but I can tell the difference between muscles and breasts. Junior is sporting a full C cup.

The whole tweet stream from Yates Sexton is hilarious/tragic.

Tiffany lucked out, never having had any expectation that Daddy would remember her existence or love her that much.

I’d just be happy at this point if Kushner’s security clearance was revoked. Lowered expectations.

They’re kind of cute together as long as Chip’s not eating bugs. Randomly, I love Joanna’s hair so much.

I just commented somewhere else that I wore a strapless red satin dress with white gloves. It was very Dynasty (it was 1985). Fortunately back then I didn’t have any boobs at all because the top of the dress was basically a tube.

Fellow 80s prom girl here (1985). I wore a strapless dark red satin dress with white gloves. Because red satin alone wasn’t Dynasty enough.

Nickelback. The correct answer in this situation is always Nickelback.

This is what you get when you don’t have a professional taking pictures of your squad! ;)

Seriously, read this bit from Page Six, plus the stuff in the slideshow at the bottom. There are 19 slides of Instagram screenshots but they’re absolutely worth seeing, if only for confirming what dregs (Rob, the guys who were with Chyna and I’m reserving opinion on Chyna herself) these people are.

I’ll be petty with you. It’s always bugged the crap out of me that we have a president who’s barely literate and has punctuation Tourette Syndrome.

I especially appreciate the FiF competitors who show up in period gear. That one guy who was on twice who had hair down to the middle of his back and wore a leather skirt was the shit.

My cat (my profile pic) is a rescue kitty. I don’t know what her history was but she wouldn’t come near me for a good six months. I had her for a year before she would let me pet her while I was standing and she was two when I finally got her to sit on my lap for a few minutes. She’s three now and I can finally brush…