Was that the dickhead that kept posting the accident diagram over and over? I wonder if he’s going to show up here to argue that she’s still guilty for some obscure reason.

Well they did move all of the light switches, so....

I don’t know what it says about me that I had this gif (and knew exactly where it was).

Jesus, it’ll be like an echo chamber: Iggy Iggy Azalea Azalea.

I just looked her up - Taylor Swift’s current personal assistant looks a bit like Lorde, so obviously she’s white.

I’m sure he’s counting on being able to intimidate them so they won’t sign another release.

Rod Blagojevich had an approval rating of 7% (or 3%, depending on the poll) in 2008.

It could be the angle, makeup or Photoshop, but if not, she’s going down her mom’s path and getting more plastic surgery done. The shape of her face has changed again.

“As per”? Yeah, there’s no way Lord Dumb McTwatsalot wrote that.

Rachel seems to be on it too.

Did you hear what Sarah Huckabee Sanders said about it? Warning: it’s rage-inducing.

You know he has skid marks because he can’t reach around very well. He probably smells like ass sweat.

I’m not even remotely surprised our bootlicker governor is releasing the information (Wisconsin) but at least he’s withholding the stuff that isn’t publicly available like our driver’s license numbers.

I don’t know if individually they’re the weirdest but Jamie Oliver’s kids win as a group:

We didn’t have that much property to haggle over and he wasn’t fighting at all about the alimony/c. support. His lawyer dicked around and challenged every word and item on the paperwork. I was dragged into meeting after meeting to look at their smug faces to talk about stuff that didn’t matter. As for the annulment,…

I had a very simple divorce (no fights over property, child support, alimony or custody). My soon-to-be ex and I worked it all out ourselves before we even got lawyers. It ended up taking a year and becoming a contentious nightmare because his lawyer was a complete asshole who dragged everything out and convinced my…

HA! I’m 49 and I just ate a bowl of Reese’s Puffs cereal for lunch (and have a bag of shrimp chips waiting for dinner). At least I put down the cake?

I tried to watch her show a few times but she seemed to have some sort of fetish for Alan Dershowitz and the two of them were just gross. MSNBC gave her the chintziest set too; she has to have had the smallest desk in the building, the guests were crammed right on top of each other.

I don’t think his face would have been fat enough with tiny features.

I don’t know if it’s bad to admit it (?) but I watch Morning Joe. Mika’s never taken more than a few days in a row off and she looks the same as she always has. There are going to be some pissed off people on their regular panel tomorrow. Again, embarrassed to know this, but her nickname on the set is Mom.