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He was mesmerising! I wanted to bat her away so he could own the stage alone.

That sloppy fucker still won’t button his jacket and you know there’s tape on that monstrosity.

What the hell is going on.

He’s looking for his eyebrows.

I say we call Justin and see if he wants to annex the U.S.

The Drunkle.

George is starting to look like such a little man and she’s adorable! She’s growing into her cuteness and looking a bit more like her brother.

I don’t have a way to say this nicely so I’m just going to say it. These two shouldn’t reproduce.

Not that he’s a great judge of character (he likes Kellyanne Conway and Peggy Noonan) but Chris Matthews was saying that Ailes was a professionally decent and friendly person too. He said he was pretty much responsible for him being in the news business so he had to give him credit.

I saw that. Whooooo. Kudos to you though for hanging in there and defending yourself and not just dropping the bomb and walking away. That got messy.

She’s beautiful! Stay strong, mommy. Without derailing and making it all about me, my kiddo was almost 2.5 months early and in the NICU for a couple of months (came home on CPaP). I know how terrifying it is - that was a good part of why my milk didn’t come fully in for a couple of weeks, because of the stress and

Because no one in history has ever just dated a lot unless there’s a deep psychological problem (especially if you’re Taylor Swift, it’s Jezebel and the author of the snarky hit-piece has the usual hate boner for her).

I call ThornyDick

I know! It’s killing me that I can’t place her (and that those names are redacted).

I was flipping around last night and ended up watching him interview Sam Rockwell on NatGeo Explorer. He is fucking weird.

:) I just said that too, just add some weed though.

Paris sounds like Jayden Smith on weed.

I don’t care if Charlie Hunnam is as dumb or boring as a stone. I need eye candy, desperately.

Don’t forget there are going to start being red carpets with Liam again. When things started getting bad between them and she whacked off her hair and started wearing strange things, he quit bringing her.

Half of Taylor Swift’s country songs had a pop sound to them and probably could have been (or were) crossover hits anyway. This idea that she “appropriated” any sound, a charged allegation given the context here, is absurd.