Suck a bag of dicks, Snowden.

Probably Mike Flynn.

Hmm, does Duff Goldman have an alibi for the time-frame of the making/delivery of this cake? It looks like a Charm City Cake.

He looks especially gray, skinny and hot because we have a sloppy orange fatass with a yellow Flock of Seagulls ‘do now.

As everyone else has said, report it to your landlord and ask him or her to gently (since you’re friends with your actual neighbor, just not her BF) let her know there’s a serious noise issue. Assuming your landlord isn’t a jerk, you can ask them to not to get specific about who complained. If the noise doesn’t stop,…

When my son told me he was pledging with Tau Kappa Epsilon when he was in school, I was scared to death. I worked with campus housing at a different university way, way back in the Stone Age, and the TKEs there were animals that were suspended at some point every year the whole time I was there, finally getting their…

Trust in The Baconator. He was joking and Hannah’s piece missed the tone.

I wish there were still times I could be surprised by how utterly dumb this person is. It’s shocking that he doesn’t drown when it rains.

So you’re saying the thunder rolled?

I just had 5" cut off (to get the Old Selena). I’m lazy about getting my hair cut so whenever I go in I have lots of options and I usually don’t care how much comes off since I’m not afraid to let it grow out for a long time.

It’s only a matter of time before he goes after Japan for something.

I have been. I live in Wisconsin in an area that really doesn’t have much in the way of natural disaster dangers but I’ve started collecting things and although it sounds a little dumb, I’ve been cleaning up my basement and doing some things down there to kind of make a nest. It sounds dorky but it calms me down.

For a good cry/laugh/scream, read this:

I would wish upon him a lifelong, severe urinary tract infection along with an enlarged prostate.

I seriously wonder if he has some sort of brain issue. I’ve had a few transient ischemic attacks (scarier than shit) and when I was going into them and recovering from them I transposed words and was pretty nonsensical for a while. I couldn’t read at all, letters and words on a page were gibberish.

Ooh, she got snotty, he called her out and now she’s pretending she didn’t mean anything.

This guy tweeted that Jon Voight has supposedly been blacklisted because he supports Trump and Cheadle replied that he was hardly blacklisted since he had three movies and a television show in the pipeline (there was another tweet in there that was the ad for the cable series). Then Dash chimed in, I have no idea why.…

I have a neighbor who has three girls. Everyone, including her husband, wants to know how soon she’s going to have a boy. The poor woman is nearly forty and her daughters are horrible people so far.

I’ve been wondering where to reply and your comment is perfect. I had a physically horrible pregnancy that ended with a c-section after a full placental abruption nearly 8 weeks early. My child was in the NICU for a month and a half and by some miracle, has come out of all of this with no developmental delays or…

I thought she was into steaming your vag. So if you keep following her stupid advice you’re bound to get a moron doing hot rocks in there.