No one can live forever and 90 is a cracking good innings. When someone dies naturally at an old age it seems odd to be sad, let’s be happy he lived and for how long he got.
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How about some executive jail time?
I drive a Prius. Does this negate every single “shoulda bought a diesel bro” comment on Jalopnik I’ve been forced to read over the past 10 years?
Did the tourists not see he sock on the doorknob? Assholes.
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“filled with explicit, unrestrained sexuality.”
Just give them water Jebus will take care of the rest
Libraries have meeting rooms for use by the public. I am using one today.
I think it’s just a feedback loop.
They never took a doggie bag home and they never touched Golem Jesus’s meal.
He really fucking is. As I said on another post, I was hating his ass back when he was blaming video games for Columbine.
It also claims that her clerks were “coerced by the threat of contempt sanctions” into granting marriage licenses.
Disquieted by the idea that gay people might experience any momentary happiness in her vicinity, Rowan County Clerk…
I originally had fake names in there as a joke, but then I took them out because I thought “nah, this is stupid enough.”
Maddie, your headline of “What the Teens Are Into” led me believe this was going to be all about Jenkem, rainbow parties, and butt-chugging. To my surprise, it was even more enlightening. Thanks for keeping this Old hep and with it!
I knew I'd find someone smarter than Stephen Hawking on Gizmodo.
“What are thoooooose?”
“What are thoooooose?”
SNY's number looks a lot better when you consider that the alternative would be to have the Mets take up more of the screen.