Jerri’s prettier sister, Terri Blank.

You li’l stinker.

Sublime illustration, Sam Woolley.

Tell me about it. I don’t know whether to go outside and look up, or sit at my desk and watch Twitter...*conflicted*...

ACK! I only have 2 hours to fill up all my spray bottles!

Why did they bury bags of their diarrhea? I don’t get it.

HUMBLEBRAG!

Subtle! Probably too subtle for your own good - so few starz!

I thought it was the “Trenchcoat Mafia” and Marilyn Manson.

Hallelujah! A VICTORY for modesty dressing, and conditioner-free long hair maintaining-ism!

So many new, talented, and fabulous starz to learn about, love, and cherish! So, so many!

Good job, Mr. McKenna.

Y’know, I couldn’t sleep on Tuesday night and got all essided to realize I’d be awake for the 3 AM start of this “event.” So...got the KinjaDealsPage fired up and watched the live tweets widget roll out announcements for ... garbage. I kept checking for 35 or 40 minutes.

I don’t think that feature is offered anymore.

Hey, this vid don’t play in my aol browser. :(

I’m not being snarky or making fun or doing anything that should be construed as mean-spirited, BUT...the absolute zany-ness of this being a thing makes me so very happy today.

Hmmm...I’ll give this stuff a try tonight.

My favorite part about my dogs doing this is just how gingerly they go about this whole pea-refusal process...huge chomping mouthfuls...gobble gobble gobble nom nom nom chomp chomp chomp...then they put their snout down and delicately let a solitary pea fall from their mouths...INTACT AND NOT EVEN BRUISED. It’s the…

Strangely enough, this one simple trick can also be used to test the soul of a Kardashian.

Dorothy, I mean no offense, but...if untangling necklaces is one of your favorite tasks, perhaps it’s time to broaden your leisure activities. Have you ever tried sudoku?