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But Carson denied any association with Mannatech during last night’s debate. Doesn’t that set the record straight?

“Mannatech pushed its pills for far more than farts, and it butted up against scientists and the legal system along the way.”

They need someone to calculate exactly how much money this cost each American taxpayer and have negative black-and-white ads run with an ominous voice saying “The GOP would rather take 120 dollars of yours to beat a dead, rotting horse carcass then to put it towards schools, roads, public goods, or back in your

My Dad described yesterday’s affair perfectly; “one increasingly presidential looking lady surrounded by a circus of sweaty assholes”.

Got to tell the longer version that adheres to the comedic rule of three.

The Pivot? You mean that thing you do when you’ve got yourself stuck in a tight spot so you keep spinning and spinning in the hope of extracting yourself from the situation. Hmm.

Tina Fey never impersonated a politician.

You should start a social median campaign to raise awareness about how raising awareness doesn’t do anything! You could have people, like, hold question marks up in photos or something?

I'm okay with not being able to see this since I'm mostly looking forward to the reactions this will bring.

Wake Up sheeple !!!!

They will have their vinegar bottles ready.

Interesting experiment and conspiracy fuel for the chemtrail crowd.

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This time capsule wasn’t even supposed to be opened yet. The people of Bay City, Michigan had originally intended it to be opened in the year 2065, but the local government recently decided that fifty years was enough...

“My dad wrote a letter and paid [the crew that built it] $3 to put it in the capsule,” one local Bay City resident told MLive. “I asked him what he put in it, but he said, ‘You’ll find out in 100 years.’ Instead, it was 50. I know he left a message for us five kids.”