They need someone to calculate exactly how much money this cost each American taxpayer and have negative black-and-white ads run with an ominous voice saying “The GOP would rather take 120 dollars of yours to beat a dead, rotting horse carcass then to put it towards schools, roads, public goods, or back in your…

My Dad described yesterday’s affair perfectly; “one increasingly presidential looking lady surrounded by a circus of sweaty assholes”.

The Pivot? You mean that thing you do when you’ve got yourself stuck in a tight spot so you keep spinning and spinning in the hope of extracting yourself from the situation. Hmm.

Tina Fey never impersonated a politician.

You should start a social median campaign to raise awareness about how raising awareness doesn’t do anything! You could have people, like, hold question marks up in photos or something?

No one can live forever and 90 is a cracking good innings. When someone dies naturally at an old age it seems odd to be sad, let’s be happy he lived and for how long he got.

How about some executive jail time?

I drive a Prius. Does this negate every single “shoulda bought a diesel bro” comment on Jalopnik I’ve been forced to read over the past 10 years?

In case no one has posted this yet.

“filled with explicit, unrestrained sexuality.”

Just give them water Jebus will take care of the rest

Libraries have meeting rooms for use by the public. I am using one today.

I think it’s just a feedback loop.

They never took a doggie bag home and they never touched Golem Jesus’s meal.

He really fucking is. As I said on another post, I was hating his ass back when he was blaming video games for Columbine.

It also claims that her clerks were “coerced by the threat of contempt sanctions” into granting marriage licenses.

I originally had fake names in there as a joke, but then I took them out because I thought “nah, this is stupid enough.”

Maddie, your headline of “What the Teens Are Into” led me believe this was going to be all about Jenkem, rainbow parties, and butt-chugging. To my surprise, it was even more enlightening. Thanks for keeping this Old hep and with it!

SNY's number looks a lot better when you consider that the alternative would be to have the Mets take up more of the screen.