“There was a general principle that a person should not put himself in a dangerous situation.”

Or you can blame Clinton for her shitty campaign.

If there were a God, I would seriously be asking her to bless, keep, and protect Eric Schneiderman.

Jill, you stupid ass.

Let’s get something out of the way first: Jill Stein didn’t cost Hillary Clinton the election by siphoning off a trivial number of leftists who would actually have voted for Clinton in Stein’s absence. Anyone trying to blame some third party nonentity for this humiliating defeat is deliberately…

You STUPID FUCKING BITCHES.

Charge them both with murder, and lock them up. Disgusting.

My favorite part of the interview: When you say, ‘freak out,’ what does that mean?

Aw flowers, so nice of you Taylor. Maybe you haven’t heard, but since you’ve been in hiding, Nicki is paying for people’s school. Time to step it up, girl.

women are making this nation worth saving

NO, EVERYTHING IS A BLACK AND WHITE ISSUE!!!

This exact phrase, sometimes scribbled on the production notes, sometimes whispered in a voicemail message, is exactly what got him in trouble in the first place.

If yer daddy was a member of a Nazi-affiliated group and yer affiliated with an antisemitic political party and ya wear that Nazi group’s medal on television and sign yer name in tribute to a Nazi group and that Nazi group sez yer a member and when yer asked whether yer a member of a Nazi group ya just say “No…

The Cloud Botherer!

I would vote for her as many times as possible. It’s the Chicago way.

Peanuts are technically legumes, not nuts, so they don’t have the same effect on dogs as walnuts, etc. But yes, they probably should’ve used a different depiction of “nuts” in the Nope section.

this is awesome. I love this so much.

Sometimes I think I’m the only millennial who uses proper capitalization and punctuation in texts. Sorry not sorry for my pedantic ways.

 making for Pirates of the Caribbean: When Everyone’s Undead, We Can Do This Forever

I executed the perfect Superbowl play. I do not care about the game. So I went to the always-insanely-packed Whole Foods near me and went grocery shopping. It was DESERTED. I was the only person checking out. It was like heaven! (And then I got home in time to see Lady Gaga kill it!)