If I lead the sort of life that resulted in invitations to the Grammys, I would go mostly to celebrate the Knowles sisters for their stunningly Black achievements last year, but otherwise, yeah. Grammys committees are the worst.

You are one hoopy frood, Aimée.

How would that handle multiple lists? I would think that putting everything into Echo’s one list at the start would prevent me from adding to groceries and Costco and the liquor store lists.

I made this the other night because fuck this guy

Nothing witty, I just hope he fucking dies.

I avoid flying whenever possible. I’d rather drive 800 miles in a blizzard than deal with the TSA and passengers on-line at O’Hare.

Nonsense.

Don’t defend this guy by downplaying how awful he is.

My Senator...leading The Resistance today.

Being a clinic escort has forced me to be patient because I have a super quick temper and sharp tongue. It’s delicious to think about not having to stay silent during the march.

How about we just give women a pass and let them wear whatever they want without ripping on them at all? I hate this “tradition” of analyzing everything women wear whilst letting men wear whatever with no comment.

“Ernest Ruins Everything”

Someone should make a whole set in different, yet coordinating colors:

SO WHERE CAN I BUY THIS?

All I care about is seeing what kind of sexy, low-cut gown the First Lady Daughter will be wearing.

I’ve already tied an onion to my belt.

As a fellow introvert, I’ve spent years of my life learning how to turn on the extrovert in me when needed. Do others not do this? So many of the best times of my life were when I was feeling extraverted!

I get the logic of this, but it doesn’t take into account the energy requirements. As a natural introvert it already costs me energy to go shopping, going to a thrift store costs more energy, and talking to strangers costs even more. I’m not saying that the proposition is out of the question, but I would have to…

My favorite part was when Mengele grafted the skates to their feet.

The number of gay men I’ve met who assumed it’s fine to grab women’s body parts because they aren’t personally attracted to those parts is . . . not zero. It “wasn’t a sex thing” so they didn’t bother to consider women’s bodily autonomy and that maybe they didn’t want those parts to be grabbed. Unfortunately not…