Any time I attempt this my bounty is waaaay higher than any of the loot i’d get from robbing a train, making it a more tedious (albeit fun) activity.

Relax. It was a joke implying that Donald Trump, who is a notoriously corrupt businessman, would assume that kickbacks are a part of salary, and highlighting defense contractors, who are also notoriously corrupt in dealing with government officials.  (See the “Fat Leonard” scandal, which sank Adam Locklear’s chances…

*Child still has exact same chances of being autistic as before, seeing as not vaccinating has no effect on possibilities of developing autism.

I’ll fuck your friends.

Its not an invasion of privacy if she agreed to be interviewed. Not if it was some rando on the internet spending hours to track her social media profiles, then yes that could be seen as an invasion of privacy

Dam, looks like Falkor got rabies.

The great white male hope didn’t win his unwinbable race, so they don’t care much about the womenfolk.  I mean, did any of them even skateboard? 

Many progressives assumed a win in the House, so that didn’t count as a Blue Wave to them. It’s exactly the same as when a company’s earnings jump but didn’t meet “expert predictions” and the stock price drops.

I support Matt Whitaker for Acting US Attorney General.

So, as an experienced parent, what are the best children’s’ activities to re-live as an adult, that take you right back to being a kid again?

Man, I’m going to spend all weekend swapping out 3.5" floppies.

HEY! LISTEN!

It’s astounding to me how these nerds are screaming themselves into rage-comas because a phone toy isn’t directly marketed to them.

Holy shit, Gamers are trash.  Just don’t play it if you’re that mad.  Christ...

Nor should they expect it. I agree it’s a bad idea and not what i want. What will i do with this turn of events? Not play it and maybe check out Path of Exile. This Gamers Rise Up bullshit is just embarrassing. They don’t care how angry you rage on reddit. They care if they don’t make money on it. No amount of reddit…

I didn’t say they can’t have fun. Just that they are god damn weirdos. You do you, weirdo

Eek, a ghost!!!

You know how you feel about people wearing non-spooky costumes on Halloween? That’s how I feel about any adult wearing any costume on Halloween. We’re both stick-in-the-mud assholes. Learning to accept that is the first step to getting better.

That’s what I’m saying. I look forward to this yearly tradition and I’d like to think these stories are true(at least true in the eyes of the authors). If I want fake stories, I’ll go reddit.

What’s the criteria for the best stories? Because I feel that most of these stories are written like fictional stories and are obviously made up which makes them not that scary. Mine, on the other hand, was brief because it really happened, non of it was made up. And in my opinion, that makes it scarier than most of…

You were fucking underage girls and giving them HIV?