Shut the fuck up and learn some reading comprehension, though not necessarily in that order.

Intent and perception are very different things.

Megan is fat

There's some good comments here.

Poetry is trash

Fucking 1Ls

Fucking 1Ls...

Aww, someone is taking intro to evolutionary biology. Cute

God, these are so obviously fake. I guess that’s what happens when you invite a bunch of jobless and underemployed liberal arts majors to write in.

I have an unquenchable urge to punch you in your fucking face.

Nah, Fortnite is just a garbage game.

Which branch did you serve in?

Welcome to the new Jezebel. It's been going downhill ever since Emma left.

Awwe, intro to philosophy students are so adorable! (Yes. Before you go to your textbook, I know this is an ad hominem.)

Explaining that is literally the purpose of this article.

Right? Especially because Vans are as popular today as ever.

Young white girls, invariably.

No wonder I have a boner...!

He was talking about deadpin

He really added a lot there...