Reminds me of how people went crazy over finding Easter eggs in the Arkham series.

Yea no kidding. I still remember back before they introduced the little quest tracker mechanic (the Golden arrow), there was this one quest that had you track down some pride stalker. That thing was the BIGGEST pain in the ass to find, given you had to rely on the NPC’s directions (go north until I find a rock that…

The biggest thing that could come out of this is the fact that Ronda Rousey and Dana White were romantically involved, since Brendan Schaub dated Ronda, so that could be the eskimo bros. link.

I really enjoy how Kirk went from quietly getting away with being a weird dickhead in Washington to not giving a fuck who knows he’s a weird dickhead now that he’s got all his money in Minnesota.

I recently went to see my favorite baseball team play (as the away team) in Baltimore with a friend who also cheers for the team I enjoy. He pulled a Sharpie out of his bag and a ball and said he was going to go try to get some players to sign. I honestly thought he was joking, but he was not. 

Imagine being an adult and being mad that you didn’t get an Ezekiel Elliot autograph at a fantasy football convention.

I’m willing to let Il Papa’s wild racism slide, but only if he wears the Colonel outfit out in public from now on.

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First the kobolds came in 275, then the hill giants in 348, followed by a massive army of mind flayers in 433, and things only got worse from there. You don’t understand, man! You weren’t there!

Modifying a bet can get you six years but we’re just gonna let fucking Mark Davis and that haircut walk around like a free man? You wrong, Vegas.

My early consolations to Vukojevic’s family, after he (inevitably) dies from self inflicted radiation poisoning and driving his car off a cliff, while stabbing himself 56 times.  

That’s bad

He totally ran from that pregnant lady he crashed into. Does that count as a forfeit?

Ugh. Educate yourself on PEDs before making comments like this, please.

I’d like to think it’d be an interesting fight, except for the fact that Lesnar currently turns into a sweaty, maroon meatball simply by walking down the ramp and through the ropes in the WWE ring. He looked fucking winded cutting that dumbshit promo in the cage.

They usually don’t let people continue shooting at them, with the risk of stray bullets hitting others as well. Actually seems rational. Should they just yell “Hey there guy, stop shooting that gun if you don't mind."?

Bort Escoto, who coached Tyler Honeycutt

But is Shiloni truly an innocent bystander who really just stumbled across the burger, or is he in on the gag?

So 8 of a possible starting 11 are amazing, but they’re still garbage? I’ll agree with you that Brazil aren’t the best in the world. Weren’t before the tournament started and certainly didn’t get better with each game. However, saying they’re trash and then naming a starting 11 of world-beaters, does undermine your…

Ladies and gents, I give you “San Diego bro” captured to perfection: