True, but even the old-school spell check would pick up on -some- grammar mistakes. Usually in terms of run on or fragmented sentences etc. Obviously it’s much harder to program a computer specifically to recognize incorrect words like illusion vs. allusion. Thank God that still requires human intellect to understand,…

What I don’t really understand is how people become this way - so hungry for attention. As a child I was mildly uncomfortable with getting a ton of attention or being in the spotlight, and certainly never sought it out and to this day the only time I actually enjoy being the center of attention is if I’m being lauded…

“pedophilic” is a weird way to describe “legally able to consent.”

I’m just saying claiming she can’t consent when the federal government makes it clear she can is a weird flex. It’s pretty obviously her just trying to make waves because nobody is paying attention to her anymore.

Finkle is Einhorn...Einhorn is Finkle? 

Some things never get old, regardless of how much you don’t like them.

This is what happens when you grow up with automatic spell check. At least back in the day Word would just underline what you typed and then make you understand your mistake. Now it doesn’t even bother and just fixes it for you.

Equal Opportunity Assault and Battery?

She seemed pretty okay with it for 12 years after the fact. 

Maybe they don’t report on it because...There’s nothing to report? She’s presumed dead after this long and there’s no leads whatsoever, all they have is CCTV footage that doesn’t even show what happened to her.

“deliberate sabotage” So basically you’re upset that no one wants to just print money, shove it in a 50 gallon drum and set it on fire? Or that you can’t get free sex changes?

Listen man, sometimes you don’t know how the cocaine got in your nose. It just..did.

I mean, she crashed in to a parking garage before she managed to hit the house later on, then everything caught fire...

These strippers seem a little confused about where their customers’ loyalty lies.

They’re gonna need to cut those pants off him.

Joke’s on you, a few weeks ago she said she no longer goes by those pronouns.

If you punch somebody in the face who you very obviously know and have performed with just for kissing you on the cheek, you might be a touch insecure about your masculinity.

Yeah, but she really takes it to another level. I’m just trying to imagine if somebody actually asked her what her pronouns were, or if she just yelled “I USE THEY/THEM PRONOUNS, JUST SO YOU KNOW” at an interviewer right after sitting down.

These rapper names are just getting absurd now. Lil Baby? Lil Derk? Lil Uzi Vert?

Who would’ve thought getting cream-pied on the regular as a 16 year old would have consequences?!