Yeah, that’s not creepy at all.

Him and literally every other male on the planet, straight or gay.

I can’t wait for the next headline, “Demi Lovato mysteriously afflicted with non-Hodgkins lymphoma after singing to alien.”

Not only that, he even waited until she was 18! If anything, he went above and beyond to make sure she was adult enough to understand things!

“No one is paying attention to me anymore, what can I do to stir the pot?! I know, I’ll slag off on my no-longer-relevant ex for no reason in particular!”

Suggesting that men liking young women is “creepy” is a pretty boneheaded take. It’s been that way since the dawn of mankind, it’s not going to change any time soon.

The absolute NERVE of that man!

The fact that she already got one other contractor fired means both the staffing agency AND Nintendo were probably anxious to get rid of her.

A male enters a female space and tells a joke. Females become enraged.

I’m told the day she quit she took a shit on her desk.

Bruh, they pay 55k a year + benefits to start with zero expectations for quality work. That attracts A LOT of morons.

8 years as a contract worker at the same company means you’re

This reads like a statement from a person who couldn’t get in to the frat house.

No one will miss you...

It probably makes more sense if you identify as a red video game controller.

More like things got 28% more awesome.

But what is a woman?

But can you tell me what a woman is?

Did you forget to take your medication?

The “allies” are always the creepiest.