Man, how much disbelief do you have to suspend in order to keep believing what everyone has collectively decided are blatant lies?

Surely she was admitted for her own accomplishments and not being the highly visible adopted child of two movie stars. Surely.

That’s a lot of words to say “Look at me, I’m a crazy person!”

I mean, if I remember my Bible correctly, God once flooded the world and killed everybody because they were fucking around too much, so even he doesn’t trust Man. Which means you shouldn’t trust anyone with $90k without paperwork.

I mean, even if that’s the case...you’re already handing over 90k..Why not spend $1200 on having an attorney draw up some paperwork stating the purpose for the money and what it can be used for?

The Biden administration leaked it because they were taking too much shit from places like The Root for not trying to get a dumbass basketball player who plead guilty out of prison.

Overturning preferential treatment for underqualified applicants would primarily hurt students of color?

The fact that this was filed under “Black Excellence” is fucking hilarious.

“Our resources are extremely limited, mostly because we created this massive problem and couldn’t control it, and also mostly because we wanted to. It also does not help that we punish our officers even after admitting they did nothing wrong.” - Mayorkas, DHS Stooge

Ooooh I can’t wait to see how long it takes them to go broke after all those taxes!

Even women know Women’s Sports are boring, except for soccer.

Did you know Rachel Levine is a man?

Congratz on being one of the 50 people who like Ms. Marvel.

It wouldn’t surprise me if California had an aggravating factor carve out for abusing a partner in the presence of their child.

You’re forgetting, they’re REAL DEAL, HARD HITTING JOURNALISTS FROM COLUMBIA!...At least until they get sued, in which case they immediately morph in to bloggers and are not subject to journalistic standards.

Your justification for violence is pretty flimsy.

An OBGYN saying something as profoundly retarded as “she wasn’t screaming from the pain, it’s the emotional trauma!” when they’re not at all medically qualified to make that statement ...I don’t know, what could go wrong?

Thinking it’s gerrymandering preventing you from winning seats rather than your insane positions is awfully convenient for you.

Conspiracy theorist much?

Who was more dangerous, Zimmerman or the kid smashing his head in to the pavement?