Nothing screams “Important Journalist!” like filming shit on your phone.

Still going forward with this?

Dr. Leo Spaceman doesn’t ask questions.

Also of note is that he had -31- loose pills. As far as I know, a prescription is only for -30-. Sure, that one pill could be from the previous month’s prescription, but I don’t know many doctors outside of a pill mill that are even willing to prescribe for a full month at daily usage unless you’ve just had surgery.

Well then...I won’t tell if you don’t?

What’s the point of a post credits scene when nobody is watching the show in the first place?

Let’s all just take some time to realize that according to the Root, assault and battery are fine. Sexual assault is fine.

...Does this count as black on black crime?

I’d pay to be a fly on the wall for that conversation with IT.

I see The Root is still running with the idea that Trump somehow managed to get through a divider and somehow choke a Secret Service agent when it was quickly proven to be a physical impossibility.

This was literally proven to be a political stunt immediately after it happened. None of them were ever cuffed, they just told the cops to escort them then crossed their arms behind their backs to act like they were being arrested. There’s literally footage of Ilhan Omar walking out from the group by herself, but…

Yep, easily seen by the video evidence. The Root ignoring reality as usual.

I’m not gonna say the AV Club could increase its user base by doing wall to wall reviews of edging videos, but...it couldn’t hurt.

I guess I shouldn’t be surprised, but I saw the headline and immediately thought “Damn, I HAVE to know how they’re gonna rationalize that statement.” And then..Nothing! It’s like a blowjob where you’re not allowed to finish.

REEEEEEEEEEEEE much? 

You want a legal deed or fact to fall on her? I’m not sure where you’re from, but I don’t generally see sheaves of paper falling from the sky.

If you show me MTG and then show me a person who thinks they’re the opposite sex that they actually are, I know who the idiot is. It’s the one with zero grasp on reality. We’re meant to teach children how to navigate the world and get the most out of it - lying to them and telling them they can be something they never…

Because the silent majority carries a lot more water than twenty weirdos on Twitter.

The same reason you have ugly, morbidly obese women holding up signs about a “sex strike” even though nobody wants to have sex with them?

The most troubling thing about these times is people insisting we call a very obvious man, a woman.