Lighten up, Francis.

It's an egg sandwich that looks like Martin Mull.

Not surprising, considering Jill Stein's stance on bananas.

She doesn't oppose them, she's just more likely to get votes from the gay lefts.

Thanks to Obamacare, I HOPE that people walking by me on the street will give me some CHANGE.

Thanks, plucky researchers!

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Would that be the first time a third party candidate took a state?

I think it would be a boon. If you had just a network that was 30 percent Alex Jones bullcrap, 10 percent Hunting with that one Trump son, 10 percent Ivanka Trump fashion line, and the other 50 percent Charles Bronson movies.

Blow it back to God!

The Irish GPS.

I'm looking forward to the tale of the Indian paintbrush.

You're right.

Oink.

Who would steal 30 bag lunches?

Every girl's crazy bout a sharp-dressed Charlie Hunnam.

I'll just save my money and get it on PirateBaz.

I think I'll wait for ZVD.

That is one convention I would never attend.