What difference does it make?

Stop me if you think you've heard this one before.

It's called a suicide bunt.

I had to read that a few times and thought you meant the animal, not the weapon.

If I wanted to see 30 seasons nobody ever wanted, I'd head over to the spice aisle at Dollar Tree.

I saw them. They opened for Rage Against the Machine back in 1997.

[CUT TO Chris Hardwick throwing a bottle of water into the trash]

She was on Vampire Diaries early on, but perhaps you are including that in shows you don't enjoy watching.

I heard a rumor that there is unaired footage of Rick saying the "N" word.

I'd give the show props if the premiere just had Negan going down the line, randomly murdering every character, and then turning the bat on himself.

Who's gonna read 100 comic books?

Paul Thomas Sanderson Danderson?

"What the hell did I do? Broke all the stuff, of course."

And nothing but dust bursts out.

I think Cudlitz had to keep his mustache just to prolong the illusion, which sucks.

Such a nasty show.

Remind me again: why does she look like Peter Pan?

Or the He-Man villain Webstor.

The worst thing about Henry I was Jaques Lord.

And now Skynet is making me take my pants off at the library.