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Let the spice flow!

And then Jamm would leave the adjacent voting booth wearing a "Trump That Bitch" t-shirt.

It usually takes nines months.

Shailene Woodley is like "fetch" in Mean Girls.

Tell me lies, tell me lies, tell me little big lies.

Not for quite awhile. It was at its best in the late '90s, when it would air a lot of true indies. It would slowly morph into movies that definitely were not indies. And they added commercials.

Ron Swanson would never send an image as a Tweet.

Have we met before?

I'm trying to think of what "Art + School" reminds me in terms of parodying something just by blatantly stating a blanket essence. It's like when The Who sing "Cello, cello, cello, cello" because they couldn't get a cello at the time or whatever happened there.

It's funny because the trailers will be on TV and it's not gonna really be representative of the movie, so there are gonna be a bunch of pissed-off people.

Some neighbor had one of those TVs that had that frame rate all the time and it just strips away that movie sheen. It's weird that our eyes prefer a bit of a "fog" instead of a crystal clear picture.

Josh Lucas has been downgraded to voice of Home Depot commercials.

So it'll be like watching Chelsea Girls.

∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞D

I like how he said a bunch of technical stuff, and it's about some soldier at Thanksgiving. The article title made it sounds like Billy Lynn was gonna be a sci-fi movie or something.

Probably off to buy some more lotto tickets.

I liked Life of Pi, despite that white writer guy talking to older Pi was one of the worst actors I've ever seen in a movie.

Although he did strike me as the type of dude who would be dating a high schooler, even though he was college age.

I wanna meet the person who prefers EdTV to Truman Show.

Oops, the only Waits studio tune I definitely remember has a bullhorn is "Blow Wind Blow", but I have a lot of dead zones when it comes to Waits' discography.