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I'm looking forward to turning to my date and whispering "That tuba looks like Ken Bone" and her saying "Who?"

Tommy Wiseau was kinda hot as Seth Rogen's wife, though.

I would have gone with The Tommy's Who

Klaus Kinksi would have made a great Trump.

Grab he by the pussy.

Why not just call it Best Fiends?

The Walgreen's by my place has the Beyonce album available for like $18.98. Their pricing is weird, like they had Star Wars 7 on Blu-Ray for like 30 bucks.

Hip church.

I use free Spotify, which can sometimes suck, but at least I have a choice to keep it free.

Mo Blue Raincoats Mo Problems

This will be great for my Leonard Cohen memorial marathon.

The United States gives you a free trial for any major crime you commit.

The salmon mousse.

It's like Boyhood. Kahn and Brennan have already filmed their scenes.

Like how early versions of Uncle Wiggly were called Guy Who Is Fucking Aunt Linda.

Probably Kristin Chenowith.

Yeah, that's the set I had.

Glenn Danzig as Mr. Boddy.