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Remind me to wear my 3-D glasses to protect my eyes from airborne liquids.

LOL I replied "p*nis cream" and the system detected it as spam.

Not enough discussion of American Pie for my tastes.

I like how it's set in Berlin, but the actor who sounds the most like he'd be from Germany is mute.

The AV Club

Two words: Hologram Hitler

Leftovers? More like dessert amirite?

Wut?

He's a good man. And Theroux.

I spent a lot of the game just taking the entirely wrong route to get to a destination. I did the same thing with Skyrim, where I'd end up trying to climb a mountain for 15 minutes when there was a perfectly good path a few feet away.

Attache is the case that they gave me!

The greatest trick Steven Bochco ever pulled was convincing the world it didn't exist.

FIRST! (MURDER IN THE…)

Meanwhile, going to borders.com will just take you to Barnes & Noble's site.

You're fired.

(every poll)

If the Marvel cinematic universe starts to stink, may I suggest a Blade plug-in?

There's a thing I'll do where I'll hit a creative roadblock and then look back at my old stuff and try to mine that for inspiration.