Speak English, Doc! We ain’t scientists!

Come on Dewey, there’s nothing wrong with a little machete-fighting.

It’s probably because the incidents which led to the lawsuits were very specific to the production of I’m Still Here, which by all accounts seemed like an excuse for Affleck and Joaquin Phoenix to do a bunch of drugs, fuck hookers, and generally act like pigs, all under the guise of “performance art.”

“If you want to come to my concert, you have to travel by horse and buggy. None of these ridiculous automobiles allowed!”

- Some pretenious asshole, 1930.

That being said, I secured my Jack White tickets today. Can’t wait!

Comedy Bang! Bang! fans - wasnt Scott just joking about this on a recent episode, saying there should be 15 minute specials on Netflix? Either he already knew this was in motion and was referencing it, or maybe it’s just a happy coincidence.

Don’t even joke about that. That’s something they’d actually do.

She’s been nominated 7 times in the past 10 years. What on earth are you talking about?

The Golden Globes are voted on by 90 random journalists, many of whom do not work in or report on the film industry at all. While ALL awards shows are ultimately meaningless, the Golden Globes especially do not mean a thing. At least the Oscars and Guild awards are actually voted on by people in the industry.

He wasn’t Oscar nominated for Nine.

I was just thinking about this. There’s a moment at the very end of the film when Christine is leaving her mom a voicemail, and she asks her “Do you remember the first time you drove in Sacramento?” This is paired with a perfectly executed match cut from Christine driving to her mom driving. It was so effective, the…

The article refers to the current awards season and his impending Best Actor nomination for Call Me By Your Name, not a potential nomination for the Woody Allen film. The theory is that by making his statement on Tuesday, before SAG voting ended and before Oscar voting started, he’s hedging his bets and playing to…

Maybe they used a stand-in on set and are compositing Jackson’s face, Winklevoss-style?

I think this is as good a place as any for my yearly reminder for anyone who cares to listen that Jenny Slate should have not only been nominated for her performance in Obvious Child, she should have won the damn thing.

That is all, thank you.

My biggest problem with this film was actually how the Woody Harrelson/Abbie Cornish relationship reeks of male fantasy wish fulfillment.

I loved the first Kid Detectives, but as is often the case with CBB sequels, the second felt like they were trying too hard. You can’t capture lightning in a bottle twice, and what not.

His Don Donaldson character on the last Silly Con Valley Poo Crew was pretty great too.

No, they just have to find a way to allow him to do stuff like this:

No stupid, 420.

1. Vince Staples - Big Fish Theory
2. Kendrick Lamar - DAMN.
3. Tyler, the Creator - Flower Boy
4. The National - Sleep Well Beast
5. Syd - Fin
6. Thundercat - Drunk
7. St. Vincent - MASSEDUCTION
8. The xx - I See You
9. Daniel Caesar - Freudian
10. King Krule - The Ooz

“Earlier this month, we reported that Harvey Weinstein had apparently hired an army of investigators at some point last year”

I’m pretty sure Ronan Farrow did the bulk of the actual reporting. You guys just reported on the publication of his report. 

I think this is very likely, except I think it will be an episode of WTF rather than Barbara Walters.