So apparently if you make inoffensive non-sequitur joke comments they get deleted now? Because that’s happened to me twice now.

I’m cold and there are wolves after me.

I’m cold and there are wolves after me.

That didn't make me laugh as much as the scientist getting picked off by those flying monsters and ripped limb from limb, out of nowhere.

The username/comment synergy here is outstanding.

You were?!

Yeah, they really need to grow up and have adult hobbies, like obsessing over movies where grown men in bathrobes swing laser swords at each other.

I knew there was no chance in hell but I really wanted to see Andy Daly get some recognition for the last episode of Review.

I don't necessarily disagree with you, but I'm curious - would you extend this same sensitivity to war films based on real events, or other tragedy-centric films like Patriot's Day, or even something like Titanic, which used a horrific tragedy as the backdrop for a pretty paint by numbers love story?

"Gentlemen, I don't care how famous you are, you need to Mi-go back to the terminal right now."

Jim Norton and Sam Roberts are a massive improvement, even though they carry with them a lot of the same fan base of bitter angry old white dudes that worshipped Opie & Anthony.

Made in China, of course.

Fake Trump Scoops sounds like a disgusting new brand of corn chips.

The end credits scene?

Yeah, I actually really liked Flash's characterization of this. As someone who's worked in American public high schools, that type of rich, spoiled, little shit high school bully is very common today, and I think their target demo of today's teenagers will find it really relatable.

I think the last few MCU entries have actually been pretty heavy handed with the pathos. All the Steve/Bucky stuff in TWS, Groot's death in GOTG, The Hulk at the end of A:AoU, the Janet van Dyne flashback in Ant-Man, the emotional climax of the Iron Man/Cap fight in Civil War, all the stuff with Yondu and Rocket, as…

I've already seen the movie but I'm gonna tell you right now, you should add a spoiler tag around that last sentence, lest you incur the nerd wrath. < spoiler > text < / spoiler > in case you didn't know.

You're fucking Patton Oswalt?

Both of those sentences begin with "I", you self-centered piece of shit.

He's remarrying over a year after the tragic death of his wife, to a woman with whom he seems to be truly happy, and attempting to regain a sense of normalcy for both his life and his young daughter's?