There's nothing wrong with a little machete-fighting!

It takes a lot to make a stew…

Lin really didn't hesitate when releasing that Garbage Pail Kids song. He exhibited no restraint.

Everybody put it into Scott's bumhole!

I thought years of wearing the OptiGrab rendered him unable to read the jokes he had written.

It seems like people have been saying this every year since 2013, but Chance really does seem primed to have a huge year this year.

that first song, “High Lights,” opens with a woman extolling the virtues of her man

I really liked Vic's verse. I miss the "don't fly too high, your wings might melt" and "I'm just bad, bad, bad for you" lines and melodies.

Kanye, Frank, Radiohead all putting out new albums this year. And I thought last year was a good year for music

I bought his ridiculously priced $50 808s vinyl reissue so I don't feel bad pirating this for now, until physicals are announced.

It really is uphill from there though. Like that's by far the dumbest lyric on the album and it happens pretty early on. The only other one that might rival it is "sometimes I'm wishing my dick had a GoPro/So I could play that shit back in slow-mo". And his verses on Feedback and Real Friends are good, and I mean good…

In his defense, Twitter is exactly where shithead energy belongs.

He looked pretty happy on SNL. He's seemed better lately than he did post-Yeezus, when he was yelling at Sway and Jimmy Kimmel and having a conniption fit during every interview.

I really, really wish he had left Vic Mensa and Sia on Wolves.

In fairness, he's not the Wilson brother we need to worry about still being alive….

Based on the two episodes of Dexter I've seen, I don't think you missed much.

Funnily enough, I've actually never taken Xanax. I do have a few Vicodin left over from a car accident but I'm saving those for a rainy day.

You're right, I knowingly and with great malice edited my comment after I read your response to make you look like a fool to the 12 people who will read this.

i finished editing it before your response posted, because it makes more sense.
I love you and I hope all your dreams come true. You're just not particularly funny.

Yeah, right?! Take that, person I've never met for whom I have an absurd amount of animosity, your mom died!