After Anakin's "I killed them all! And not just the men, but the women, and the children! They're animals, and I slaughtered them like animals!" speech in AOTC, instead of Padme saying the baffling "To be angry is to be human", I would have her say "You've got some issues, An, I think you need some counseling…"

It's not her fault. Meryl Streep couldn't have made that dialogue work. Her character had a line in that movie where she said, "Can you believe it, me, the regional manager of Wal-Mart, is going on a Caribbean cruise!"

Honestly, the worst and most baffling thing about the prequel trilogy to me is Nute Gunray and the Neimoidians.

Man, I think Summer Time '06 blows ALLA out of the water. I've always thought A$AP, although he can put together a good album, is pretty lacking in the bars department.

I watched in hopes that I would see a live, on-air assassination attempt, but alas.

I'm well known for my superfluous comma slams.

I'm actually an obnoxious Bernie Sanders supporter, but of course, as someone who likes to antagonize random people on the internet and insert commas where there don't need to be any, you see things that, aren't, there.

Wow, it's amazing how you know so much about me based on an anonymous internet post.

Any more injurious than people like Sarah Palin or Rick Santorum exploiting the process to grow their own personal brand?

Donald Trump is an awful turd of a human being, no question about it. But I think all the vitriol and hate he gets is a waste of energy. There is no way in hell he actually gets the nomination. If you operate under that thought, you realize that hating Trump and his supporters at this point is basically just…

Perhaps pre-meditated is the wrong word, but based on your review it seems as though you couldn't separate your disdain for Trump from even the Trump-free material.

This was a pretty awful episode, to be sure, but this was clearly a pre-meditated F. The Bad Girls sketch was funny, Update and Drunk Uncle were on point, the Hotline Bling parody was funny, the sketch with the Dad/Startraxxxx was wonderfully absurd, and the porn stars were as funny as they've ever been ("You'll feel…

You've revealed too much about yourself with this post.

Domino's had that campaign a few years ago where they basically said "Alright, we know our pizza sucks and we're sorry and we'll try to make it better," and they did. It's pretty commendable.

JEHOVAH JEHOVAH JEHOVAH!

If a show called Cougar Town can get six season then Selfie should have at least gotten two, dammit!

Man, thanks for reminding me that I'll never get a Season 2 of Selfie.

The only REAL Christians are the ones who actually saw Jesus being crucified.

I have no idea what the hell you're talking about.

Except they weren't trolls. They were mostly his own fans expressing genuine concern. The one tweet he kept responding to was "Uhhh ok? I guess you’re drunker than expected. That’s ok. But this isn’t that great of an idea?" from a person who speaks English as a second language, who's twitter username was "Bird…