Brian Williams? This is clearly Chris Hardwick's fault. Nerd!!!!!!!!!!
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Shut up, Cookie Monster.
Or we could just wait for him to go on a "comedy" tour where he doesn't tell any jokes.
If Matt & Trey announce this year that they're ending South Park after Season 20, Comedy Central execs are going to start jumping out windows.
…Glenn Beck? Is that you?
im 12 wat is this
I'm totally at ease with thi…Hey. Where the FUCK are my hard boiled eggs?!
I've been seeing that analogy a lot but I'm not so sure I agree. Mostly because Birdman is not nearly as "safe" a pick as The King's Speech was.
But blue is the warmest color.
That's some trick you pulled, Republicrat…
The only meat I eat green is ham. With eggs. I like that shit everywhere. On a boat, with a goat, in a moat, watching Hope Floats…
I find this incredibly sexist.
Anything over medium-rare is overcooked!
CHOCOLATE?!
You have only to believe if you wish to achieve. That rhymed. Unintentional.
Wonder if they'll address the Tracy Morgan thing.
Jiminy Jillikers!
Yeah, as recently as a month ago he'd been talking in interviews about working on a new album. Now he quit, via an e-mail from his manager, which is exactly the same way he quit ten years ago.
I need an article about Tom DeLonge leaving Blink-182, so I can voice my opinion about what a stupid fucking asshole Tom DeLonge is.