youngwonton
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! NOT SULLIVAN & SON!!! WHY GOD WHY!!!?!?!!!!

He should call it Handsome Larry Wilmore Plus Three

On what planet is this a C album? This is a fantastic album. Of course they can't make another Return to Cookie Mountain or Dear Science, but this is a fantastic album, and the vinyl packaging is absolutely stellar. This is a solid B+ album, easy.

But is Paul F. Tompkins in it?

You could despise dogs and Jurassic Bark would still make you a blubbering mess.

I have to pee really bad right now but I don't want to get up because I'm busy perusing the internet.

No I'm…doesn't!

Never understood all the love Abdi got. Sure, he had a great story, and for someone who never acted before he did a fantastic job, but compared to Leto, Hill, Fassbender, and Cooper, Abdi's performance was clearly not in the same league.

This sucks and is stupid.

I'm just blue turtling here, but I secretly suspect that the only reason U2 do anything anymore is to give Scott and Scott a reason to keep doing new episodes of UTU2TM.

Thank you, kind internet soul! It's certainly better than most of the pointless navel-gazing that I tend to tweet.

On Halloween I tweeted "Technicality no down BOOOOOO over", didn't mention him in the tweet, although I did tag it #ComedyBangBang, and he retweeted it seconds after I posted it. I also thought that was pretty neat.

Bill Maher is the only smug famous person face that occasionally compels me to want to punch it.

I'm not an Iggy Azalea fan at all, but she wasn't lip-syncing. She was just impeccably mimicking her backing track. But you can definitely hear the sibilance in her microphone and you can hear her breathing. And if you watch other videos her breathing control and flow are always pretty good, even when she's dancing. I

I wish I'd jumped on that 4XLP version with the instrumentals but it was so ridiculously expensive. $65 before shipping and came out to over $80 after.

Man I did not expect to love this show as much as I do, and I came into it already a massive Karen Gillan fan. There were so many great moments: Henry interrupting Charmonique's flashback, Henry's vivid salad description ("added crunch..ya heard"), the way Eliza's "Scrubs" dancing became unnecessarily aggressive

This is one of my top five all-time episodes. Just every little moment perfect. Even aside from the Hank Scorpio greatness, you get little moments like Homer wandering around an underground lair with a coffee mug, walking up to an armed guard and nonchalantly asking "Any sugar around here?" And the guard just as

There's a pretty decent ratio of good to bad reboots. Batman Begins, Rise of the Planet of the Apes, Evil Dead, and Star Trek are all pretty good reboots.

Apparently you missed the entire opening part of Grande's first performance atop the piano that sure as hell was not lip synced?
I would love to see if Adam Levine can still sing while running around doing a choreographed routine in six inch heels.