I thought he was some weird Heat/Snow Miser combo.

Officials say 23-year-old Mary Lambright was driving a semi-truck on Christmas night with a 53-foot box trailer carrying 43,000 pounds of bottled water when the accident happened.

I found her CDL Instructor.....

Elmo has never had a moment that has made me get misty or shed tears. However, things like this were common in the pre-Elmo-dominated era (and still cause tears to well up):

You’re not alone in this, Kevin.

I remember as a kid hating how Elmo was gradually taking over the show and less and less of other monsters were getting to show up. My favorite Muppet on the show as Grover and he got pushed out pretty hard for more Elmo skits. I think I gave up caring about Seaseme Street after attending one of those Live! shows that…

When I broke up with the love of my life, I went through all our pictures from travelling and photoshopped him out of them. It was cathartic and I don’t regret it. Plus now I look like I went on holiday with an invisible man and it’s hilarious.

They’re probably just really into guns and lack common sense, so they brought em just because they thought it's cool. I’d speculate they’re like the kid who checks two suitcase full of toys but doesn’t pack any socks.

Jesus, the viral marketing for Digimon has taken a dark turn.

I wanted to toss in a comment about the barometer, but it just didn't work. I need to catch up on my Warehouse 13.

Keith, this article should keep the Men In Black from knocking on your door for at least another couple of days.

Honestly, that is why I really hate a lot of arguments for organic products you can't just throw the word chemical out there without realizing that everything is a chemical natural or synthesized.