@Dan2593: And that's why I had to go with Walter over Reed.

@Chuck: Although I do have to wonder how accurate the Master was, there.

@BruteSquad: Wasn't it six packs a day?

@John_Hazard: And based on picture No.5, I suspect they're going to forget to have folks eat some blue pop-rocks or something beforehand (thus resulting in the insides of their mouths being surprisingly human-colored).

@mac_daddy: And surprisingly, not drilling himself into the ground like a railroad-spike every time he landed from one of those super-jumps.

@Viremia: D'oh!

@Viremia: Who was the other one? I recognized the woman with the artifact as one, but didn't catch another DG alumni.

@YoungWilliam: Ah! Go to List View (instead of Spreadsheet View), and then click on the top of the column one wants it sorted by.

How does one re-sort a Google Spreadsheet?

@ThaMofo: There's a pretty decent argument that large fermenting vats of yeasty brew being hard to tote around were what helped lead to the idea of "Let's just stay here and build a city, instead of wandering around all the time!"

And yet, almost every time someone super-ages (due to magic or super-science), their hair goes grey, occasionally a little longer than it was pre-aging.

@Batmanuel: True. And since I don't recall there being many rooms early on (there was that 'kitchenette' looking thing off to the side in One's TARDIS, but they obviously didn't have a dining room, given the automat machine tucked off to one side of the control room), one could hypothesize that the TARDIS has just…

@mbourgon: Given the "desktop theme" bit mentioned in Time Crash, I'm betting one can not only change how the control room looks, but also work out what rooms should exist.

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@The Squid: Although it's not a written story, this has been my defense of Hudson Hawk most of the time.

@GusF: Apparently it's a very progressive saloon, what with them serving bears.

@NaraDance: And I'm thinking it was also one of the cursed objects in "Friday the 13th: The Series".

@bookling: We never actually knew if the tools were silver, so there -is- a chance she was doing horrible things to him and he was healing up.

@No_More_Mr_Nice_Guy: My uncle is a big fan of, "Always cut off the sensory stalk; if it won't kill them, at least it'll slow them down".

I was a bit underwhelmed by Lorena's maiming of Bill; after all that time with all those tools, I expected the "..and a few hours later..." follow-up to find Bill splayed out like a dissected frog.