I’d love to but I can’t do them justice. I’ll try.

Back when 7/11 was new to the tour there were always a couple of community housing nights for the entire peloton. The afore mentioned dysentery? Yeah it hit at about 11:00 at night when they were all in a gymnasium for the night. The bathrooms were connected to the gym…

I did a charity ride last June and Bob Roll was the guest of honor at the dinner the night before. He told a story of the first year 7/11 was in the main peloton and he got dysentery or some other bug in the middle of the tour. He ended up dropping (or spraying) a load on the front lawn of a nice French family having…

being able to hit from the logo is apparently a transgenerational thing.

hello mr basketball man please read this detailed examination of your many faults as both a human being and an athlete which i have detailed on this poster, to wit:

Trevor Linden, Cliff Ronning & Pavel Bure were the greatest line in that game

Cliff Ronning!

I think I saw the full shoot on SuicideGirls.

I was in Atlanta on business and took MARTA instead of renting a car. I had the worst head cold of my life and could not smell anything. I was coughing up a storm. About 5 minutes in to my ride I noticed people were staring at me strange, almost with fear. This went on for about two stops until a nice Asian lady came…