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Pavel Bure

i suck at kinja

I sold him weed one time in college (15ish years ago). He was like, “oh, thanks bro, can I like pay you half of what you told me this costs?” and I said something to the effect of “FOH dude you’re not Nick.” He paid me in 5s an 1s. Sounds dumb but I promise this is a true story.

One time I was taking Muni back to my apartment in SF after a long weekend trip, hung over and deprived of sleep. All I wanted was the comfort of my couch and a joint. It would not be so easy as it turned out, since it was in the middle of the evening commute and I had just hopped on the bus in the Tenderloin. After…