These are the kind of people who read Footloose as a story of the perfect town ruined by that no-good rapscallion Kevin Bacon.

Mitt was wild back then he had a whole can of Coca Cola before this.

No wonder the Dow Jones is tanking - scarf manufacturers must be in a financial tailspin after this news.

Say what you will about the Deep State, they know what to do with all your poop.

“In short, Afghanistan is truly a land of contrasts.”

This mofo is as gross as his mannequin .

Is Armond White still employed?

Get me his nonunion Mexican equivalent!

For whatever reason, I just cannot with Candace Cameron Bure, but I am there for Tricia Helfer. Also, you missed the Danielle Panabaker Hallmark debut, Christmas with Joy (her name). It was goopy sweet. Overworked marketing analyst orphaned as a child goes back to help aunt laid-up with a broken leg who organizes the…

That was a nacho recipe......

The only good Sunday night football theme song.

Looks like Itano Circus needs to be renamed Franklin Circus

Ask not for whom the Knuckles Knuckles: it Knuckles for thee.

Same scenario not far from where I live... what’s funny is that the one not inside the Walmart closed down this year due to slow sales.

SAME.  Plus a subway across town that just built a drive thru

The ‘lost scene’ from It’s a Wonderful Life, a frontrunner for all-time greatest SNL sketch: ‘You made one mistake Mr Potter, you double-crossed me and left me alive!’ 

JORTLES!

Her father must be rolling over in his grave.

... wait, the “Lion King” remake is going to be “Zoo Animals on Wheels”? I am officially stoked:

Why do you need a second one?